In Praise of women
 
 
Plagiarized from the court case a few years back, but fits well anyway...In praise of women who read.
 
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?”
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?”)
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.  I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading”.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.” "For reading a book?" she replies."
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.”


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman." But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden."
That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment.”
 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
 
MORAL:Never argue with a woman who reads.  It's likely she can also think.